I don't like Cricket

...Jaffa cakes are biscuits. And England is a cricket team.

So what can make Jaffa cakes the "perfect fit" with the England team and allows them to be the Official Energy Food of the team during the World Cup?

Are they telling us something about the masculinity and machismo of this fine group of men? Or maybe its a reference to Harmison's bowling?

Who knows but I'm going to have to have a cup of tea and biscuit to think about this matter more deeply.

(You'll notice how I've avoided any jokes about being bowled a jaffa - I leave that to funier, wiser commenters).

Everyone knows that the pace of life in the Caribbean is sedate in comparison to the hurly-burly on our crowded little outpost off the French coast. I had to laugh then when reading that the Windies still haven't finished some of the grounds for a World Cup which starts in less than a month.

And do they care? Do they f*ck. With typical nonchalance former Windies skipper Richie Richardson has declared that everything will be ready on time because in the Caribbean they always "do things at the last minute"

Meanwhile back in Blighty there's been another delay in the completion of Wembley which has been greeted with a typically shrill response by our media.