30 September 2006

The Gospel according to John (Part 3)


Crazier and crazier, or dumb and dumber... or perhaps both. Today we have decided to publish a PDF of the chapter heading of today's highlight from John "Nice Tash" Buchanan's top secret strategy memo. Nice picture, don't you think?

This section is dedicated to his old foe, Blonde Shane Warne (48). Following there ongoing feud covered extensively on this blog HERE HERE and HERE, it seems that Buch-ers is trying to patch things up.

"Shine Shane, Shine

"I've got two requests for you Shane.

"1) Regular exercise is a great self-esteem booster and is probably one of the easiest ways to gain confidence in our bodies and our abilities. Don't you feel really good about yourself when you have had some exercise, Shane (and I don't mean exercising your thumbs texting some hotel barmaid).

"2) The state of forgiveness increases self-esteem. The state of unforgiveness decreases self-esteem. Forgiveness is all about letting go. Forgiving does not mean overlooking, it means the opposite. When you can truly forgive you set yourself free.

"You are a sunbeam, Shane. Shine one last time."

This man's a lunatic! Those Ashes are in the bag, boys and girls.

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