19 September 2006

Warne's British Passport Withdrawn

How one's feelings can change so quickly. Just days ago we were offering ageing Shane Warne the chance to bowl alongside Monty Panesar, the most exciting spin bowler in Test Cricket.

Unfortunately, we will now have to withdraw this once-in-a-lifetime offer for one simple reason.

Shane Warne is a coward.

Following his strident words about Laptop Lil (aka John Buchanan), it appears that a couple of phone calls from 12,000 miles away have caused blonde Warne (92) to roll over. Completely.

Famous for his love of texting, it appears that on this occasion Warne rung LL to apologise and beg to be let back on to bootcamp. Said an ACB official:
"Shane said he was shocked at the way he said his comments had been taken out of contextHe explained that the report did not represent his views. He said he is very committed to team solidarity. It was an amicable call and the team now moves on."

Come on Shane. You could have joined the Champions but you gave up. We thought better of you.

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