23 September 2006

The Gospel according to John


A source close to the Australian team has given the I don't like cricket team exclusive access to a secret strategy memo written by New Age Aussie coach, John Buchanan, and circulated to all members of the Australian squad in advance of the Ashes (but not blonde bombshell Shane Warne, 48) .

I don't like Cricket will be publishing extracts from this in the days and weeks ahead as part of our ongoing campaign of psychological warfare against the Australians:

Today's extract deals with the need for mental toughness in responding to any significant deficit at the end of the first innings in the First Test.

"Replace the word 'problem' with the word 'challenge'

"The Chinese symbol for crisis is also the symbol for opportunity. Challenges become opportunities for us to grow and develop and to increase our power to change things. Look at your difficulties in a new way. You are a powerful and creative person and you can rise to the challenges that life has to offer."

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