11 October 2006

Cricket WAGs Part 2

Just think, if we had called them Spouses and Girlfriends they would be SAGs… But that’s not a word that suits lovely Jessica Taylor, fiancee to Kevin Pietersen.

Previously linked to Caprice and Big Brother’s Vanessa Nimmo we knew we could rely on our KP to pull off the celebrity WAG. And although Jessica isn’t quite the party girl that her band mate Michelle Heaton seems to be I’m hoping she can be relied on to help recreate those sooper shots of our girls in Baden-Baden, dancing on tables, clutching a champagne and amaretto cocktail and singing I Will Survive…

Much like the World Cup and Cheryl Cole (née Tweedy) the Ashes come at a great time for Jessica to ensure a lucrative OK Wedding Deal. But a word of warning from The Collective to Miss Taylor. We know you have a career of your own and that you don’t need to borrow Ashley’s, sorry, KP’s plastic when you go shopping but be kind to your other WAGs. We want to ensure your OK Collector’s Edition is packed full of pictures of team mates and WAGs rather than just KP in beige and cream satin.

















KP really hittin' Jessica's spot...















Cheryl and Ashley in happier days before they learnt of their wedding outfits and guest list...

2 Comments:

At 4:07 pm, Blogger cov said...

Surely you mean Spouses, Lovers, and Girlfriends?

 
At 2:45 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ashley's got her eyes open in that photo. Its hardly the most romantic photo is it.

 

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