08 October 2006

50 Reasons Why Australia Will Lose the Ashes - Parts 4 and 5



Reason 4
Jason Donovan

Reason 5
Holly Valance

Let's face it guys. If that's the best musical talent you've got then England can trump you seventeen times over. I've seen Jason in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat and frankly even Philip Schofield was better. Bloody hell. Also Holly's only song - Kiss Kiss - was ripped off Turkish 'superstar' Tarkan (that's him in the photo, by the way, not Jason Donovan in his latest makeover).

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