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I have been trying to come up with a pun involving Bouncer the Dog - from Australian soap Neighbours - and "a Bouncer" - the colloquial term for a short-pitched cricket delivery. (Hopefully you can see what i am doing here..)

Unfortunately I am feeling even less funny than usual so I am asking readers for their suggestions for this 'hilarious' joke. Answers on a postcard to:

I don't like Cricket, P.O. Box 21, Pigeon Street (where pigeons meet), London.

(In the meantime here's a picture of the lovable pooch pinning for Helen Daniels)