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Australia: "They are ready"

Our pal JC reports that Australian cricket Coach John "Ned Flanders" Buchanan has once again employed the latest technology in his ongoing crusade to push back the boundaries of sporting performance. His latest innovation is the use of GPS satellite tracking systems to track the movement of his players during games.

Given his already strained relationship with Ned it will be interesting to see whether Shane Warne will take kindly to wearing a device which has the potential to monitor his daily trips to Burger King and Melbourne's Fu King Massage parlor.

Anyway this picture at cricinfo shows the impressively muscular results on some of Australia's players. This, of course, is nothing new to us in Britain, we have been putting electronic tags on criminals like the Aussies for years..

posted by cov @ 12:22 pm